january: i have five months to get in shape for summer
february: i have four months to get in shape for summer
march: i have three months to get in shape for summer
april: i have two months to get in shape for summer
may: i have one month to get in shape for summer
june: well, there's always next year
february: i have four months to get in shape for summer
march: i have three months to get in shape for summer
april: i have two months to get in shape for summer
may: i have one month to get in shape for summer
june: well, there's always next year
me: I’m so ugly omg I have no talents or friends I hate myself I’m gonna die in a cardboard box one day
me: back the fuck up bitch I’m the queen roll out the red carpet for me I’m the best person ever later peasants
me: back the fuck up bitch I’m the queen roll out the red carpet for me I’m the best person ever later peasants
